
THE FLOOR IS THE LIMIT
(Eli Seals/David Craig)
That jukebox is howling like a salt dog
Rockin' me right, rubbin' me wrong
Neck deep in a fifth of Old Jack Black
A shot glass short of a pyramid stack
Come on now
Well the floor is the limit
Hey bartender, set us up please
The floor is the limit
That woman's got ways like a thunder cloud
She way too moody, she way too loud
Got a rattle snake strike, a sorption sting
Jose Cuervo come rescue me
Come on now
Yeah the floor is the limit
Hey bartender, four shots of Jim Beam
Yeah the floor is the limit
Yeah the floor is the limit
Sailer Jerry Rum, Johnny Walker Black
Chivas Regal, Gentleman Jack
Crown Royal, Jim Beam
Wild Turkey, Grey Goose … everything in between
Come on
Yeah the floor is the limit
Hey nurse! One more shot please
Yeah the floor is the limit
Yeah the floor is the limit
Yeah the floor is the limit
Well the floor is the limit


